The delicate art of spooning has been studied by many and past down from generation to generation. Only a few become masters, and even those masters, keep their secrets under lock and key.
That is about to change. Recently, hidden journals have been discovered detailing the secret art snuggling techniques. Though they are still being translated, here are the highlights.
THE HUMAN PILLOW
The Human Pillow is a simple snuggle, comprised on person A’s head resting comfortably on person B, usually on the chest area.
BEST USES: Post-sexual intercourse, while star-gazing, and while talking about your feelings
THE SPOONS
A classic snuggling position, The Spoons is when both Person A and Person B lie on their sides as parallel as possible. In this position, both people face the same way. The person in back often embraces the person in front.
BEST USES: Pre-sexual intercourse, and while watching a movie
THE MELTED SPOONS
The Melted Spoons is a variant of the original spoons with much more intertwined legs and arms. Both Person A and Person B should try to become a double knot.
BEST USES: Early mornings, and when the heat is shut off
SIAMESE ANKLES
Person A and Person B sleep far apart from each other, though on touch at the feet, ankles or knees. Great for people who are resistant to snuggling, but still want to show that they care.
BEST USES: Warm days, and after especially athletic bedroom events
THE REVERSE CENTIPEDE
Person A and Person B sleep butt to butt. They do not face each other, but know they are both there.
BEST USES: After long and tiring days, during mid-marital squabble, and post-garlicky meals
