From Ron Jeremy to Sacha Cohen: Five Real-Life Super Marios

by | Feb 11, 2011 | Entertainment

Yes, this is the list you have been waiting for your whole life. Who is the real-life Mario?
Our editors and writers have picked the top 5 and we would like for you to vote for one in the comment section:


1.) Sacha Cohen has never played Mario, but when he played Borat he looked a lot like Mario. Maybe, he’s really is Mario, but plays Ali G, Borat, and Brüno as a disguise?

2.) Jimmy from ThinkGeek. He rocks. Our editors loved the fact that he rocked the Mario fist pump with style.

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3.) The Mario from the Super Mario Brothers movie. Don’t ever forget the classics.

4.) Ron Jeremy as a Mario? How else does Mario gain tons and tons of exposer world-wide?
He’s to have a huge pipe.

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5.) The Original Mario’s voice from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! A real italian playing Mario. We loved it.

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28 Comments

  2. NotJimmy
    NotJimmy on February 15, 2011 at 9:07 am

    I vote for that Jimmy guy.

  3. David
    David on February 15, 2011 at 9:25 am

    Jimmy. Definitely Jimmy.

  4. Raevyn
    Raevyn on February 15, 2011 at 9:26 am

    Whoa, Jimmy is CONVINCING. I Vote JIMMY! #2!

  5. Kevbot
    Kevbot on February 15, 2011 at 9:58 am

    +1 for Jimmy because he’s my hero in real life!

  6. Zachary T.
    Zachary T. on February 15, 2011 at 10:18 am

    Jimmy, 1000X.

    YA HEARD?!

  7. shane
    shane on February 15, 2011 at 10:48 am

    Jimmy!

  8. Krauspantz
    Krauspantz on February 15, 2011 at 11:12 am

    1 vote for Jimmy!

  9. Lou
    Lou on February 15, 2011 at 11:20 am

    I vote for JIMMY

  10. MechaBecca
    MechaBecca on February 15, 2011 at 1:48 pm

    JIMMY!!!! Absolutely Jimmy!

  11. Harvard
    Harvard on February 15, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    JIMMY!!!!!

  12. carl
    carl on February 15, 2011 at 3:52 pm

    Jimmy…

  13. Ken
    Ken on February 15, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Jimmy!

  14. wonderstink
    wonderstink on February 15, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    Jimmy will always be a winner in my book.
    (But he should be a winner here, too!)

  15. SumFatGuy
    SumFatGuy on February 15, 2011 at 8:00 pm

    There’s only one choice and that choice is Jimmy!

  16. E. Foley
    E. Foley on February 15, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    Jimmy > Jeremy, for sure!

  17. Madam Peterman
    Madam Peterman on February 15, 2011 at 9:17 pm

    Jimmy! He’s the bees knees!

  18. Notageek
    Notageek on February 16, 2011 at 6:32 am

    Jimmy is the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Tory
    Tory on February 16, 2011 at 6:32 am

    Jimmy!!!

  20. Katelyn
    Katelyn on February 16, 2011 at 6:47 am

    I vote for Jimmy! He’s my hero!

  21. kodermike
    kodermike on February 16, 2011 at 7:00 am

    Mama mia! S’gotta be Jimmy!

  22. Chris
    Chris on February 16, 2011 at 7:20 am

    JIMMY. 100% Jimmy.

  23. Chris
    Chris on February 16, 2011 at 8:51 am

    Jimmy!

  24. Andie
    Andie on February 16, 2011 at 10:23 am

    Jimmy!

  25. Jess
    Jess on February 16, 2011 at 11:07 am

    Jimmy! <3

  26. Bug
    Bug on February 16, 2011 at 11:25 am

    #2 – Jimmy

    Look at that eyebrow!

  27. 80%kevin
    80%kevin on February 16, 2011 at 12:05 pm

    Jimmy is the best one, hands down.

  28. Jacob
    Jacob on February 16, 2011 at 2:14 pm

    This photo of Jimmy is just the tip of the iceberg. Seven eighths of Jimmy’s true Marioness is below water.

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