Motorbikes offer a great way of getting around but we aren’t happy with just that though, are we? No sir, we want to load them with people and birds and stuff and do weird things on them.
The Family Motorbike Ride
I grew up in the UK and if I cast my mind back I can’t recall ever seeing a motorbike with more than one or at most two people on it. Tell a Brit to load the whole family onto his bike and he’ll think you’re completely mad, old bean. However, once you go to Asia or Latin America you will often see 3 or 4 crammed onto a bike. This family even have space for a shopping bag there.
The Bird Bike Ride 
Wouldn’t the driver struggle to keep his balance with all those birds in the back? I’m going to be honest here and admit that I have absolutely no idea what kind of birds those are. They might be geese or swans I suppose but I can’t rule out ducks either.
The Big Board Bike
A couple of months ago I was driving in South America – this is a completely true story, by the way – and a guy with a plaster cast on his leg overtook me on his motorbike. I was stunned so much I almost forgot to angrily toot my horn and then try to run him off the road. This guy will get the same treatment if he tries to overtake me anytime soon.
The Cow Motorbike
Do you know those days when you wake up kind of indecisive? Should I drink some coffee or maybe tea? Will I put butter and cheese on my bread or maybe a slice of ham? Should I go for a ride on my motorbike today or climb onto a cow? This chap makes the last choice an easy one to make. Now all we need is for someone to invent a tea / coffee hybrid and the world will be a better place.
The Study Motorbike
The idea of using the back of a motorbike as a place to carry out some last minute homework is something which had never occurred to me before. Yet, when you think about it then you can see that it makes perfect sense. Maybe we could do away with classrooms all together and just have a bunch of teachers riding around on bikes all day long. If a pupil is especially troublesome you could take a corner really tightly and make the brat fall off.
The Bike with Unidentifiable Cargo
My eyesight must be getting worse because I can’t work out what this guy is transporting on his bike. At first I thought it was a lot of eggs but now I think it might be many small birds or animals. It doesn’t really matter though; it is a completely insane way to carry anything like that around.
The Killer Bike
Is this rider attacking people who are lying helpless on the ground or trying to avoid them? The people watching don’t seem too fussed so I guess it’s some sort of sporting spectacle.
The Overly Loaded Bike
I think there’s a motorbike under all that stuff but it’s hard to tell. It is hard to believe that someone could load that much baggage onto a bike and then just head off on it. I wouldn’t even carry that much stuff in my car.
