We’ve all heard them. Most girls have rolled their eyes at a few of them—and some of them have even worked! Regardless of how lame they might be, pickup lines are an essential part of the flirting process. They can break the ice, get the conversation flowing, and lead to a beautiful relationship—or at least a few dates. Here are few of the cheesiest pickup lines that are sure to make you laugh out loud.
-“Are you an interior decorator? Because as soon as you walked in, you made the room beautiful.”
Yeah, it’s pretty lame, but you have to admit that it is kinda cute. What girl wouldn’t at least smirk at this cheesy line, especially if the guy saying it is hot?
-“If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as hot as you, I’d have five cents.”
Again, super cheesy. However, every girl wants to feel like the most beautiful woman in the room, so this could definitely work if it were coming from the right guy. Of course, if you’re sloppy drunk when you’re saying this, you might get a cocktail in the face. So, guys, beware.
-“You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
Ok, this line will definitely evoke an eye roll or two. Unless you’re saying it to a girl who happens to be a fan of extremely lame pickup lines that sound like they were created in the 1970s. A rare find these days.
-“You’re so beautiful I forgot my pickup line.”
Some girls may not even pick up on the fact that this is, in itself, a pickup line. Guys, if you’re going to use this one, be sure to look a little innocent and flustered, but still charming, while you’re delivering the line. It just might work.
-“There’s something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.”
If you’re in high school or college, this might be acceptable. But in an age where most adults want to keep their personal information private, especially during a first meeting, this may not go over so well. So, guys, if you’re going to try this one, make sure you’ve had an engaging conversation with the woman for a few minutes first, so you won’t come off creepy.
-“I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.”
Only gold-digging women who are looking for a man to pay all their bills will give you the time of day if you spew out this cheesy pickup line in a social setting. Any self-respecting career woman will, at the very least, laugh in your face and proceed to the valet, where she’ll drive off in a car you probably can’t afford.
-“Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?”
Again, don’t try this one until you’ve established some rapport with the woman. Walking up to her and asking for a kiss isn’t going to get you anywhere, generally. Feel her out and observe her body language to see if you’ll even get a kiss at the end of the night. After all, the line is pretty cheesy, so don’t use it unless you know it will pay off.
And there you have it; a few of the cheesiest pickup lines out there! Use them if you dare. Or, if you’ve taken a dare from friends to see how many drinks you’ll have thrown in your face before the end of the night.
