By now we are all aware of the double edge sword that bacon brings us. While it is just about the tastiest thing ever to have existed, it also clogs us our arteries and, frankly, kills us. Maybe we should just enjoy some bacon art for now then, while considering when to make our next deadly bacon sandwich.
The Bacon Art Baby
This baby made out of bacon is quite possibly the scariest thing I have ever seen. Someone has put a lot of work into it but this hideous creation would give me nightmares if I ever came face to face with it. Can you imagine frying this thing?
The Star Wars Bacon Art
There’s a simple law of life that you would do well to remember; where there are geeks there is some sort of Star Wars connection. I knew that some sort of image from a universe far, far away was bound to crop up among the bacon art.
The Bacon Scream
The artist has done a terrific job here in capturing The Scream is all of its calorie laden glory. This is exactly the face I have when I go the fridge and discover that there is no bloody bacon left or that I have somehow let my bacon pass the sell by date and go all mouldy and vomit-inducing.
The Bacon Art Kevin Bacon
I’ve seen bacon art portraits of several celebrities. Heck, even little old Justin Bieber has been made into a pile of rashers. However, if there is one star you would want to make out of bacon it is our old friend Kevin Bacon. Why? I don’t know really.
The Bacon Art Slippers
Can these bacon slippers be classed as art? They certainly look cool and interesting but I can’t help think that we are stretching the idea of art a little bit too far by including summer footwear made out of deceased pigs. Having said that, I’d love to slip a couple of these little beauties on my feet.
The Bacon Art Cup
The stunning simplicity of this bacon cup, saucer and spoon makes it a winner in my book. I have no idea whether it could be used a real cup to drink hot liquids from, though. If it could then it makes for a fantastic way to enjoy breakfast; sipping bacon flavoured tea while eating some rashers of bacon.
The Bacon Art Mona Lisa
I reckon that old Leonardo da Vinci would have nodded his head in gentle agreement with the fine artistic sentiments on display here. It seems as though her enigmatic smile has gone a little haywire in its transformation in bacon but that is completely understandable. What I most like about this piece of bacon art are here hands. If you look at the original, pig-free Mona Lisa now you will wonder why you had never noticed her big hands before.
The Bacon Art Eggs
Bacon and eggs is a classic combination that is guaranteed to turn and breakfast into a sizzling treat that leaves you bloated and content. However, what about bacon eggs? This invention could revolutionize the world of breakfast foods and leave us all feel that little bit happier about the future of humanity.
