The sad truth of life is that most of us use really dull tables all the time. Stop and take a look if you don’t believe me. Yep, there’s an incredibly boring table over there and another over there. Wouldn’t life be a whole lot better if we used interesting tables like these ones?
The Napkin Table
Now this is just genius. Some university students in Taiwan decided that if you were to cross a napkin with a table you would get a, well, you would get a ridiculously unstable napkin table, I guess. I wonder what would happen if one forgot they had a napkin table on and stood up suddenly. I guess the food and drink would go flying and the other diner would get mildly strangulated. You really want to trust the person you use this with. You probably need to be about the same height as them as well.
The Cassette Table
Do you still remember the glorious days when we used to use cassettes? The delightful delay as we waited for the tape to rewind and the feeling of joy as the innards all came spooling out are things you will want to celebrate by using a cassette table like this.
The Controller Table
Ah, so you’re a big fan of video games are you? What a fun-loving rascal you are. Perhaps you love that gaming action so much that you would even buy an interesting table that looks like a controller. A word of warning though, if your game playing has turned into an uncontrollable addiction that is threatening to rip asunder your happy family life then this probably isn’t a very wise purchase.
The Sumo Table
How awesome would people think you were if you a giant sumo wrestler as a table? That’s right; not at all awesome really. I can see one obvious flaw with this table that could turn your life into a living hell. Let’s say that you invite some friends round and you decide to all crowd round your intriguing sumo table to drink some sake or eat some sushi. It would all start off well enough but then someone would realise that you’ve seated them next to what we could only call the rear end of the wrestler. That’s one way to lose a friend.
The Scary Table
I have no idea what this creature is but it scares the beejesus out of me. Can you imagine trying to sit calmly at this table and read the newspaper or eat a bowl of soggy cereals? It would be awful and quite frightening too. One of my basic rules in life is to never own a piece of furniture that makes me cry, so I would need to rule this one out.
The Phone Table
Do you live in one of those houses in which people argue constantly over whether it is appropriate to use a phone at the dinner table? Well here’s a solution for you; make the table a phone. It’s not actually a solution at all but it seems like a good idea to annoy the phone haters in the family.
The Legs Table
What a great table this is. Can you imagine the looks of admiration it would draw from friends and family? Sadly, it looks completely and utter impractical as a table, but that’s the least of our worries.







