There are some times when taking a selfie can give you a warm and satisfying glow in your life. At other times, whipping out your camera and pouting just really, really isn’t a good idea.
The Hospital Selfie
Did this guy in the background really want to be included in your selfie? Personally, I think that all photographic devices should have a 30 second delay when taking selfies. This cooling off period would allow you to consider for a few seconds whether you are taking a wildly inappropriate selfie or not.
The Chernobyl Selfie
Take a good note of these words; radioactive disaster tourism selfie. It’s bound to be the next big thing.
The Funeral Selfie
What can you say about funerals? These are sad, solemn affairs which give you a chance to say a tearful farewell to a loved one. Good for a selfie though, eh? Actually, the number of funeral selfies I came across looking for images on this was staggering. Does every single person on the planet other than me now do this? Seriously, if you have a bunch of healthy friends and no relatives look like shuffling off their mortal coil soon you’ll need to start gate crashing funerals if you want to be hip.
The Injured Selfie
Do you remember the days when the first thing you thought about as you lay broken and bleeding wasn’t your social media accounts? No? I have no idea what happened to this unlucky lady but from her list of injuries she should be thinking about lying back and saying “ouch” a lot rather than taking weird selfies like this.
The Fire Selfie
Seriously dude, did you even think about this for a second first of all? There is a wildfire raging, causing people to be evacuated and stuff. All you can think of is taking yet another selfie.
The Face Mask Selfie
To be honest, I have always wanted to use those masks. Of course, I don’t want to get involved in tragic mid-air incidents. However, I sometimes think that the little drill the stewards give would be better if the masks actually dropped down. Personally, I never listen to this emergency, possibly life saving talk but I would sure pay attention if a mask dropped down into my lap.
The Contractions Selfie
What a bizarre selfie to take. Is it just me or has the world gone mad? In the old days, when the land was cooling from a mass of molten lava, we used to see people having contractions and, like, not take selfies of the occasion. Just a thought.
The Homeless Selfie
The person taking this selfie either has a huge social conscience and plans to change the world through the process of taking thought provoking selfies. Or, well, he just took a horrible and really inappropriate selfie.
The Urinal Selfie
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again; public rest rooms aren’t ideal spots for taking selfies. There’s a guy in the background just minding his own business and expelling waste liquids. His only mistake – and calling it a mistake is very harsh in my book – is to take a rather unconventional approach to the issue of urinal use. There really is very little need, if any, to drop your pants all the way, you know.
