Boys will be boys. As much as it is not right to stereotype, the truth is that most stereotypes have a few grains of truth. This is especially true of men. We can be disorganized, messy, buffoonish and bellowing. (“Not all of us”, you are responding, but…) We can also be stubborn and defensive when accepting our flaws. Or we contend that some of the flaws are simply an inherent part of being a man.
So, yeah, we are disorganized and messy, but the problem arises when those flaws involve hygiene and self-care. And it is easier for us to fail in these areas. Men grow more hair, create more odors, and sweat more. It has become a badge of honor (or a sign of manhood) for men to be a little gross, or smelly, or unkempt.
But why? What constitutes manhood and what constitutes bad hygiene?
To answer this question, we consulted the experts. Women. We assembled a group of women of varying backgrounds and dating experiences (single/married, city/country, etc.). We asked them what embarrassing problem they have wanted to address with a man in the past. Not so strangely, several problems emerged as widespread issues with guys.
So listen up, and find out what you AREN’T getting away with!
1. Clip your nails. Especially your toenails.
Okay, so most men do not get pedicures. That’s fine – but it seems that many more need to spend more time with their clippers. Keep the claws short and clean, gentlemen. You are not Wolverine.
2. Watch the cologne.
Simple sign of a good person: You should want the people around you to be able to breathe. Too much cologne – or even worse, wearing cologne to mask other odors – is a major turn-off. Go sparingly and opt for a quick shower to clean up. Wash that underwear. And, if possible, invest in a decent cologne before opting for the harsher, drugstore scents.
3. Trim your hair (nose, ear and facial).
Beards are great. Neck beards are less so. Long strands emerging from your ears and nose – even less great. There is no wiggle room here. Many men prefer women to trim, wax, primp and spend hours on themselves. The least you can do is take a few seconds to shave and trim yourself. The jury is still out about pubic hair. Women are torn, so maybe have a chat with your wife or girlfriend about that upkeep.
4. Beware of your breath.
Coffee? Garlic? Beer? Sleep? If you like any of these things, be aware that you may be sporting some rancid breath. Mints only do so much (see above re: cologne). Take control and brush twice a day, use mouthwash and scrape your tongue.
5. Clean your ears
You cannot see the wax, but your wife can. No matter how you do it, clean those ears out.
6. Stop it with the snot, mucus and spit.
Gentlemen, it is always inappropriate to pick your nose, snot rocket, spit or “hock a lougie” in public or on the presence of anyone else. Be respectful of the people around you and use a tissue or go to the bathroom.
