You just love downloading apps for your phone, don’t you? Even the really stupid and pointless ones are irresistible to you at times. Let’s just hope that you never stumble across any of these weird phone apps and decide to get them on your phone.
1. Pimple Popper
Even with hi tech phones it seems that the classic, old fashioned pleasures of life are still the best. With the Pimple Popper app you get to – you guessed it – pop pimples. For such an unappealing and frankly strange phone app it has been downloaded already by a surprisingly large amount of people.
2. Honey It’s Me!
Life can be lonely at times. Wouldn’t it be great if someone sent you video calls every day? Hey, you wouldn’t even mind if they were pre recorded messages which were sent to everyone else who had the app. Mina is the name of the fine lady who keeps you company and makes your life just that little bit stranger.
3. Poop Log
There are several strange things about an app designed to let you record details and take photos of your bowel movements. I think the strangest fact is that it isn’t the only app dedicated to the world of filth contained in your toilet bowl.
4. iAmAMan
So, you are a man. You might like to remember when your girlfriend is due her period. It would be nice to avoid mixing up the birthdays of your various girlfriends too .Hey, there’s a weird phone app for that.
5. Hold On

Holding onto a phone button for as long as possible could become an Olympic sport before too long if this silly app really takes off. There is probably some sort of skill involved in it which I am completely missing, because it just looks utterly, utterly pointless to me.
6. Watching Cute Girl
What your life really needs is a Japanese girl staring at you from your phone and occasionally giggling. Why? I really don’t know.
7. Games for Cats
Cats are hard done by when it comes to modern gadgets. In fact, I would go as far as to say that domestic pets in general have been treated like second class citizens by makers of weird phone apps. Thank goodness someone invented this one. Not that I would let my cat near my iPhone, of course. If I had a cat, that is. And an iPhone.
8. Melon Meter

Has your life been blighted by a seemingly never ending series of regrettable melon purchases? The good news is that your melon purchasing powers are about to be boosted. The bad news is that you will look like a fool as you randomly tap melons while holding your phone next to them.
9. Anti Mosquito

I hate mosquitoes. You probably do too. Let’s all use strange phone apps to repel them.
10. Pimp My Ultrasound
Seeing your unborn baby on an ultrasound scan should be one of the happiest moments of your life. Wouldn’t it be even more special if you photo shopped the image so that they looked hipper and cooler? Yeah, they’re sure to have a laugh at that in years to come. Getting this app shows that you are well on the way to becoming a serious and responsible parent.
