0 T

Heart Shaped Bath Tubs

Seriously, just think about what has occurred in these things. And really not a practical shape at all.

imgres

Edible Underwear

Always messy and never sexy. Just stick with nice lingerie and keep the fruit roll-ups for the kids.

imgres-1

Male Lingerie

Perhaps there are exceptions here, but most male lingerie seems to have a comedic, ridiculous vibe to it.

images

Sex Board Games

The sexiest board games are the ones that show off your smarts, not the ones that require someone to [roll dice] his [roll dice] with your [roll dice].

imgres-2

Dolls

There are fetishists out there who might disagree, and that is cool. However, these are normally more like a pool toy than anything sexy.

imgres-3

Oysters

Delicious for some, gross for others. Bad breath and stomach aches for most.

imgres-4

Fluffy Handcuffs

Nothing says sexy like a fluffy fake weapon you can break incredibly easily.

images-2

Halloween Costumes

Sure, a nurse or a female firefighter can be sexy. But Sexy Elmo? Nah-ah.

images-1

Glued jewels

Potentially painful and occasionally sticky, no matter where these are – they are not worth the effort.